Miss Magnum

This is Magnum. AKA “Maggie”.

She has a birthday of 9/11/05. She’s been with me since kitten-hood. She was raised in a tractor-trailer and is a seasoned traveler and co-pilot, having been all over the US and Canada.

I’m Maggie.

She is full of torti-tude.

Here she is happily dangling off of carpeted shelves I screwed into the wall studs for her.

Look at me! This would give you a headache but I am disgustingly comfortable!

You can make her out here in her place of honor, working hard:

Doing my job, contorted into positions which you cannot achieve.

She’s always very helpful in her copilot duties, quick to offer assistance or get something you need:

Care for a tissue?

Or to take over your bed and dare you to take it back:

Me? Full of torti-tude?

Miss Magnum travels with me full time. She’s only allowed outside with her harness (a Butterfly Walking Jacket) and a tether.